Kinky Seussian Freestyle

Could use a distraction, some hot hussy action

So somebody please, I won't be a tease

it's dreadfully boring up here on my feet

Throw me a bone, I'll get down on my knees
or better yet, take this collar and leash.

Please, lock me up tight and swallow the keys.

Do what you will, Sir, I'm your little whore.

You can flog me until my bruised backside is sore.

I'm simply a cur, were I anything more

I wouldn't be waiting here, down on all fours.

And I know I can stand up and walk out that door

but Master, I'd rather be yours.